11. Read Michael Grant's Biographies

Funniest. Things. Ever. Here is a quote from the biography on his website: "Who is Michael Grant? He's this old dude. Bald. Out of shape. Kind of cranky." He then goes on for about two more paragraphs making fun of himself. Maybe it's just me. Maybe people are going to read this blog post, click on the link to this guy's biography, read it, and then be like, "I don't know what this girl's getting so worked up about!" Doesn't matter. I think he's HIL-arious.